(Ed. note. On the flip side of that little piece of paper from the Eager Library that brought us "Cellphone Love", was this matching poem. I have faithfully reproduced it without editing.)
Laptop Girl
Thank you for
visiting
lap top girl
I know you're so
busy...
Yes
the best spot
is over there
I love the power
suit
blue
lap top girl,
The mocha to the
left
planner to the right
One flip and
You're
connected
Oh my, you're so
organized
so hip in
every
way
I'll just go
out for an
errand
lap top girl
I love the way
you don't
even miss
me
I love the way
your mouse
is built in
always ready
to serve,
to find the location
you need
I love you
lap top girl
you're
your everything