In a dramatic announcement at the Eiffel Tower today(www.apnews,myway.), Tom Cruise announced his engagement to Katie Holmes, whom he has known at least two months. It is widely speculated in Evansville that there will result in a decline of women learning the science of scientology in order to be elegible for Tom Cruse's hand in marriage.
In related news, Raven R. Lyle has announced her engagement to Jeff. He is reported to have slid down on his right knee in dramatic fashion and begged for her hand. They have foregone the trip to Paris and the Eiffel Tower and will spend the money on the honeymoon.
Why is this news? Well, just because Raven was the famous "cub reporter" for the Evansville Citizen years ago, and I told her that if I could ever put her on a headline with Tom Cruise, I would. Ok. Raven. Today is the day. Congratulations.
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hmmm who authorized that :)
ReplyDeleteI guess I will just stay married to Mr. Steinlein :)
who really cares who tom is getting married too. You know if he wasn't in the movies most people wouldn't even look twice at him. They had on the news that this was breaking news. remember these peoples jobs are to entertain us not to give there politacal advice to us. or any other advice.
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