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Sunday, November 29, 2009

The Top Ten Reasons for Tiger Woods not speaking to the police till Sunday

#10. He wanted time to complete reading the biography of Edward Kennedy.

#9. He wanted to review with his wife the proper swing of a nine iron.

#8. He wanted to finish watching the latest of the vampire movies available.

#7. He wants to change his name from "Tiger", to something...anything else.

#6. He wants to rename his yacht "Privacy" and cannot think of another name.

#5. He wants to check the insurance coverage for hitting a fire hydrant.

#4. He wants to get the story straight about what happened.

#3. He wants to review the thin line between love and hate.

#2. He wants to review whether he really did have an affair with that woman.

#1. He cannot figure out which iron to use.

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