Nostalgia: December 2008: "The GOOD old Days---the poem

 Whatever happened 

to the GOOD old days.
in 1959
when even the Webster dictionary
didn't include the word "sex"
I know. 
I checked. Maybe it was the 
elementary school version.  

Those were the days. 
The GOOD days
before the liberals
and the radicals ruined the 60's
with all their bra burning. 

Those were the days of bee bop,
Danny and the Juniors, "At the Hop", 
and "Come let's Stroll" were the rage.

Those were the days 
when ignorance was godliness. 
When stupidity was a mission from God.
And 
we were PROUD of it.  

Maybe
If
We pray real hard
in 2008
that
stupidity
and godliness
will
return
Whoops
It
Has