"Local Hospital President Explains...": Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Local Hospital President Explains Millions in Salary: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION The local hospital titan from Normal,Mn announced in a startling press release that his current salary of three million dollars is NOT excessive when one considers that he is the head of 15 different shell organizations that the corporation has been split into---and he further reassured the locals that because he capitalizes his salary, it never affects patient costs---he treats it just like a building expense... And furthermore.....he is in charge of all accounting of the organization. NICE,