Fear of Rising Milk Prices freaks out Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the text from Normal, Mn. that if the Fiscal Cliff is not resolved, milk prices might skyrocket...OMG.....this may be the chance for normal Americans to regain their health...but...wait....regular Americans are accustomed to the non soy, non almond regular milk and they might feel deprived if they were allowed to live a healthy life on an alternative..OMG....