Residents of West Main Street in Evansville were shocked this morn to see one bold pink flamingo-----standing in the cold, having battled all the way from warmer climates to declare it's support for Woulfe for Evansville School Board.
In a terse press release, the Woulfe campaign indicated its gratitude to this lone flamingo for it's support. Anticipating questions from the press whether any registration was necessary for this powerful flamingo lobby, Mr. Woulfe indicated that the usual lobby laws did not pertain to pink flamingo's. In fact, this was the only area of life left that had been untouched by the expanding legal framework of life. He indicated again that the flamingo had asked for nothing in return for its support, other than a general desire for warmer weather.
The Woulfe campaign also indicated that other expressions of support from other flamingos or even regular folks, would be welcome. No campaign contributions were necessary. Just best wishes.
Remember. Never understimate the power of a Lone Flamingo.
I love it.
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